If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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