Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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