they need to just BURY HIM!
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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