you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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