Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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