And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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