They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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