Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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