Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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