Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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