I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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