Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm way too hungover for life right now
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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