Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
