remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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