We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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