just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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