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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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