i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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