yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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