His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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