can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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