I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
don't judge my taste in strippers
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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