you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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