This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
