At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You ruined the universe
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
