After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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