The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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