Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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