All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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