Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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