Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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