Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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