last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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