yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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