i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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