Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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