Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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