What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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