how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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