Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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