okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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