It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
The air was thick with penises
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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