he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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