batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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