what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"