Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore