Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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