do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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