check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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