He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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