Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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