Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
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i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I need to stop coming to work sober
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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