its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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