Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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