Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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