I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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