i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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