he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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