please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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